ropeagrope | MAILBOX POST

hey hey hey hey hika-chan guess what

guess what

[ Whether you've been naughty or nice, Hong Kong wants you to have a very Merry Christmas and happiest holidays. The best way to do this, of course, is via eating sweets that have been lovingly and tenderly hand-crafted for you and by imbibing a little mulled wine. If you're underage, you get some apple cider. Which is just as festive! Warm it up, sit in front of your tree, and eat the heads off some gingerbread people as you wait for Santa to come knocking. Or sliding down your chimney, whichever. Included with the package is a card wishing you a "Happy Christmas!"

Why is he delivering this to his own daughter? This is a good question. Either way, she gets the same gift package he's been preparing for everyone else he knows (the house must reek of gingerbread), as well as some (serious) spending money - she must promise to go shopping with him sometime!

Sometimes it's like he's not really aware he's her "father" at all.... ]

[ So sometime when Hong Kong wasn't around, Japan makes a bunch of onigiri to give out as Christmas gifts. Thus, an attractively wrapped box full of that onigiri will be sitting on the table of the residence when Hong Kong and Hikaru wake up. An attached note shall read:

"This is but a trifle, but... Merry Christmas from me to you. ♫ -Japan" ]

[ Japan will likely be hiding up in his room due to the singing curse still affecting him, but he figured Hong Kong and Hikaru would appreciate the onigiri too. ]

[ So, there's totally going to be a Christmas present for Hikaru.

There seriously was.

On Xmas.
Not late.
In that mailbox.

It was a Gigapet, a movie of perseverance and femme fatale, and the most adorable hat ever!!!!!

Oh and a note too. ]

merry xmas!!!!!!
i know its not much but ur a tough chick to shop for
next year give me cliches that i can totally tap into
heres to 2013 and hopefully drunken smooches @ midnight for u
;)

so my friend is having a bonfire cookout this weekend and YOU!! are invited to this little event

no need to bring anything we've got it all covered

i'm just kidding some drinks or something would be alright

[and insert address here or something]

[ You know this already, but your Holly Heights dad is kind of a weirdo. Which is why he's put something in the mail for you, Hikaru: a pretty little card that's blank in the middle save for your name and both a big gold star sticker and a big red star sticker.

Why didn't you just give it to her in person, Honkers??? ]

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Edited 2013-07-23 21:43 (UTC)

[Hikaru will find this hideous monstrosity in her mailbox, and an accompanying text that arrives about a minute later.]

it's a cat
for your toilet!!

have fun with it

[a couple weeks after Murasa's seemingly empty promise to send Hikaru more toilet cats-

one morning, Hikaru will wake up to find about a dozen toilet cats hanging from her ceiling.

wahaha.]

hey hikaru
do you have a minute

[In nicely wrapped blue wrapping paper sat a small book. What was inside the book was simply a book of various fairy tales. Yeah, he hadn't a clue what to get so along with the present in a nice box sat a home made chocolate cake, with everything and designs all over it. On top of the cake sis a card with a message.]

'I do apologize if the present wasn't good enough, so I thought I would make the cake and hope that you enjoy that more.

Happy Christmas'

[ It's the happiest time of the year! That means presents. Lots of presents. Hong Kong will add a few to the pile in the form of his gifts, delivered to your doorstep!

Inside the festively decorated bag, you'll find a small container of gingerbread men, women, and children. Each is uniquely decorated and adorned with icing, gumdrops, licorice, and the odd jelly bean. Don't ask about the jelly beans. The bag also contains a bottle of wine if you happen to be in an adult slot and a bottle of spiced cider for the kiddos. Also in the bag are several small paper cutouts, made from delicate red paper and intended to be pasted in your window. ]

[ Japan's gift included a bonsai, so Hong Kong decided to go a similar route with Hikaru. For her, he has a windowbox herb garden + a gift card to the mall. Go crazy, daughter-chan!! ]

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christmas gift ♫

OMFG NO I KNEW I MISSED SOMEONE'S XMAS GIFT...

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package + text!!

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secret santa gift

package; December 25th