MAILBOX POST

[ropeagrope]

Hikaru Aihara
House 1425

Comments

package + text!!

[shipwrecking]

[Hikaru will find this hideous monstrosity in her mailbox, and an accompanying text that arrives about a minute later.]

it's a cat
for your toilet!!

have fun with it

[ropeagrope]

. . .
how???

[shipwrecking]

well you put it in your toilet
and

yeah

youre not supposed to piss on it though

[ropeagrope]

Thanks. For letting me know.
because man I was totally just about to do that

[shipwrecking]

wow youre so gross!! the poor cat

[ropeagrope]

why did you give me a weird toilet cat

[shipwrecking]

well i dont want it

so it's yours now

[ropeagrope]

you're going to wake up to this thing's head on the pillow next to you one of these days

[shipwrecking]

i'll put it in your fridge

[ropeagrope]

I'll sneak it into your dresser!

[shipwrecking]

not before i put it in yours first

[ropeagrope]

well then
let the games begin

[shipwrecking]

youre making a horrible mistake by challenging me

[because she's ordering a dozen more toilet cats!!!!]